OCCUPY DENVER ELECTS LEADER
In response to Denver Mayor Michael Hancockâ€™s insistence that Occupy Denver choose leadership to deal with City and State officials, and drawing inspiration from the notion that corporations are people, Occupy Denverâ€™s General Assembly has elected a leader: Shelby, a three year old Border Collie. â€œShelby is closer to a person than any corporation: She can bleed, she can breed, and she can show emotion. Either Shelby is a person, or corporations arenâ€™t people,â€ said a Shelby supporter at the time of her election.
Occupy Denver reserves the right to alter leadership status, but for now, Shelby exhibits heart, warmth, and an appreciation for the group over personal ambition that Occupy Denver members feel are sorely lacking in the leaders some of them have voted for on national, state, and local levels. Accordingly, Occupy Denver looks forward to communication with Mayor Hancock and Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper sometime this week to introduce their leadership.
Newly-elected leader Shelby will be leading this Saturdayâ€™s Occupy Denver march against Corporate Personhood, and invites all other civic minded dogs (and their leash-holders) to join.